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I came across this while blog stalking, and couldn't stop laughing....thought I'd share!!

He said apple

Since I live in shit hole "Freeze your ass off Colorado" we are home bound and eating lots of junk accompanied by "The Black Dahlia" with Josh Hottnet and Scarlett Johooker. The plot is slow and dragging ass, and the acting totally stinks. Just thought I'd share.... I intended on renting "Little Miss Sunshine" because my sister told me it was fabulous and that I just had to see it. But, that little machine in the shoppette is always out of it! I even go to the one by the barracks because I figured single soldiers do not want to watch that type of movie...I guess they do.

So, being the procrastinator I am, I decided to head over to the commissary this morning to do some last minute shopping, and it was absolute madness. The line wrapped around the store, people were acting like assholes, and Loverbaby decides to throw a shit fit while we were in line because he wants to open the cinnamon rolls that need to be baked. I'm telling you...I am raising a genius.

We ate lots of junk food today......all fried. We loved it. Chicken wings, mozzarella sticks, pizza, fries. And, I didn't even feel bad about it, you know why? Cause I hate the snow. It's my way of giving the snow the bird. I hate snow.


We are working on words with the Loverbaby and Loverkid. Loverkid said apple yesterday in Safeway while we were looking for wings. Loverboy was so proud of him that he just had to go and buy him a bag of apples. Now he thinks they are all his. Seriously, AshleyBear and RiahBear wanted one when we got home......and he gave them this "Touch them and die" look and pointed his nasty germ infested finger at them and said "no". Poor kid....he thinks he is so tough. Doesn't he know his sisters could kick his ass? Does he not know he's two?

Well, he's kinda bad ass.....he did say apple.

Not That Sad....

President Gerald Ford died yesterday. He lived his life to a ripe, old age of 93. He was a successful man, and was the president. So, it's not too sad. It's always sad to lose a loved one, but he lived his life (a good one too). Rest In Peace President Ford.

Cwabby Ass

I am so freaking crabby. I am pissed because it's already Wednesday! I am pissed because now I wish we would have gone home to visit for some of the holidays. When I say home I am referring to Arizona, Loverboy is in the Army so......wherever we are is really home. It was a tad sad this year, we had Christmas alone. Not really alone, just our little family. The last time we did that was about eight years ago!

Last night I suggested to Loverboy we go home for New Year's Eve. I don't think it's going to happen, Colorado is supposed to have another storm on Thursday morning that follows into Friday and we can't leave until Friday morning. BLAH! And, we would have to head back Tuesday, so yeah I don't think so.

I was hiding. They found me, ahhh they always do. So, I pretended they weren't there, I am talking about the "Turd Builders" that's what they are, my little darlings Loverkid and Loverbaby. I ignored them, they start crying so I figure Loverboy will come to my rescue and he does......

Loverboy: "Hey, what's going on up here?"

Me: "Well, I figured if you heard them you might get off your ass and come get them".

Loverboy: "Babe, you know I don't care when they cry".

(He uses the "Tone them out" technique)

**He then realizes they are destroying his GYM/Office....and removes them :) **

NICE.

**Note to self: Letting the Turd Builders break Loverboy's things will get him off his ass***

Does Santa Have Email?

So, Loverboy and I have been wrapping countless gifts for the little ingrates. And, yes they have made it HELL. Every five seconds...."What are you doing?"and "Can we come in?". There have been a few almost ruined surprises, but we're cool. We are almost finished! Loverboy wrapped some more gifts this morning, with his knife. He swears he has to use a knife for wrapping. Now he's gonna put up lights tonight, talk about waiting until the last minute huh?

So, I think AshleyBear knows that Santa isn't real, and I think she's afraid to tell us. Smart of her. We'll just keep pretending until she's in college or something. She got a postcard in the mail from the "North Pole" letting her know that Santa got her letter. She knows, she has to. You know how I know? RiahBear never got her postcard letting her know Santa got her letter.....so she's pretty worried. She came into the room today and you know what she told us?

RiahBear: "Mom, can you email Santa for me? He didn't get my letter, A said I could email him and he would get it".

**AshleyBear knows Santa does not have email**

Loverboy and I will have been married for twelve years on December 30th!!

(The day we got married Loverboy 18, Me 16)

We are so fucking bad ass....look at that white suit. Don Johnson ain't got nothing on my baby.

(JROTC ball in high school Loverboy 17, Me, 15)

Another picture of us hot bitches....My hair? WTF was I thinking??!!

So, now that you've seen our hotness, and our keen sense of fashion...please refrain from running out and copying my updo, only few can pull that shit off. Damn...we were some stylish mofos.

The Destroyers

He was vaccuming, cleaning, dusting.....He was setting up his "gym/office". Loverboy has decided to finally set up his gym, he actually got his machine set up last night, I'm not sure what it is called. He is now on a search for an elliptical machine, a decent one, and nothing too pricey. Ughhh...now I will have no excuse to work out. But, the computer is in the same room now...so I can maybe do a "surf n' work" routine.

The Loverboys decided to help daddy with his gym, until he gave their little asses the boot. They are quite the destructive bunch. They cried, he bitched....they really loved tearing down the pieces he was putting up.

Alas...the final product. His stupid machine.

Abuelos

My Abuelito, My Sisters, My Kids & I

We took my abuelito to dinner the last time he came to see us in Arizona, good times.

Grandparents. I always get irritated because my RiahBear wants to spend so much time with her grandmother. I get a bit hurt actually. I realize now how important the realtionships we have with our grandparents are (those of us whom are lucky enough to get to know them). Not all of us have the opportunity to get to know them. I am lucky. I knew (know) all of my grandparents. Well, kinda. My dad's father isn't really his father...he knows that though, his father is in Mexico and I have never met him. But, I am cool with the man I know as my grandfather on my dad's side.....he is a nice man.

My maternal grandparents are very good, hard-working people. They are divorced now. And, my grandfather has returned to Texas, in his eyes Texas is home...translation = Mexico.

Everyone wishes he would have stayed in Arizona, that is where his children live. But, it is also where my grandmother lives, so he left. He lives his life in Texas with my Tia Rosita his older sister. I miss him, I miss my grandmother too. She loves to make the kids clothes, I love that she loves doing that for them. Linda is sending me a shawl she made for AshleyBear.

So, I am uber bummed that I wont see them this Christmas, it's ok though because I have Loverboy home. Who could ask for more?

Poinsettas are pretty. But, I kill everything, and you can't even tell the difference between a real one and a fake one. Actually, I have a real one too and it's still alive...weird.

So, real or fake? I can't tell.

Did you know that McDonald's closes their playland at 9:00? Yeah, we found out the hard way. We wanted a late night snack on Saturday night, so we ventured of to Mickey D's...their damn playland was closed! Loverkid threw a shitfit...because we not only unloaded him once took him in and then loaded him back up into the van....but TWICE! Yeah, he pretty much hated us. And, I hated McDonald's that night.

Blogger is acting like an idiot again. I wanted to post more pics. Sorry.

This weeks Thursday Thirteen is dedicated to my familia.

1. I miss my sisters so much it hurts sometimes.

2. Loverkid just has to smile and I feel better.

3. Loverbaby looks like a dinosaur (Thanks Krissi!) :P

4. I am turning into my mother. I'm only trying to keep her good qualities.

5. AshleyBear is so much like her father and I....yet we are both so different.

6. M&M has the CRAZIEST imagination. Pure Genius.

7. I want to have the kind of love for my children my grandmother had for her children.

8. Yard Sales with my mom and sisters is a childhood memory, a good one.

9. Egging cars is illegal...even if you are with your mom when you do it.

10. My Tia J....she is a nut but I love her. Sometimes, I think I am her daughter.

11. I need more patience.

12. I wish I was better in math so I could help AshleyBear more.

13. I got lucky when I married him. Loverboy rocks my socks.

Emo Kid...Me?

I am an EMO kid. I seriously have been a super emotional wreck and today is one of those days. I was driving to meet one of my BFF and on the way to our McDonald's play date lunch I hear a Spanish song and I think of my grandmother and I start bawling. Then I think of my mom...whom I hold a hidden grudge against. And, I make a command decision to write her a letter....we just don't talk about issues and agree to disagree, it's just how we get along. I know she did her best, and no parent is perfect......And, I was a pretty big jerk as a teenager. I don't think I have ever told her that, so this Christmas I think I will. This year has been tough on me....she raised my sisters and I alone for the most part. I almost died doing it for a year!! So, I guess hindsight is 20/20, I am older and wiser. I can accept the fact that I have been an asshat.

Now, I am really going to start wrapping gifts. Really.

Wait! I forgot! I found this huge Christmas Pooh to put in the front yard on Craigslist for $10...I am going to pick it up today! I am so excited! Loverboy wasn't too thrilled...he thinks Pooh is gay. Pshhhh....the kids are gonna love it.

Garbage Pail Kids

Yes, these are my very own Garbage Pail Kids. They are gross little people. They not only shit themselves daily, and spew random messes from their mouths and walk around like cavemen, they have now reached a new level. Lucky Me.

They decided it was a good idea to get into the trash today. Well, not both of them. Devon just watched Carson like a responsible big brother. Arghhhhh......I can't even poop without these little monsters doing something bad!

Anywho....today I have my Coffee, and I have no gift for my gift exchange. Maybe, I give one of my kids away? Hmmmmm......That's a thought.

So, off to Target I go. I heart Target. I really do.

Anyone?

Know how to link a picture to a site? Help.

Christmas Funk

I still haven't mailed my cards, taken a christmas picture or sent out gifts. I suck. I really do. What is happening to me? I have been in a Christmas Shit Funk. Can it please end? Because I usually love Christmas.



Our gate is broken at the top of the stairs...which means I have to haul ass everytime Carson is upstairs because he thinks he is grown and can get down on his own, and up on his own. NOT.

This is my little genius right before he bites the big one. He really didn't bite it, dad caught him.

Another item I must purchase.....a damn gate. I LOVE shopping, just not for a gate I wont need in 6 months.

So, here I am blogging instead of writing out Christmas cards. Call me Scrooge that is what I feel like this year.

I wanna bitch about something, but I wont. I think I am a pretty good person, and don't get all nuts over petty shit. I really don't. Bleh....verbal diarrhea. I wont do it. But, I am pissed.

**Edited** I am no longer pissed. I feel better now. Merry Christmas!!

I Like To Party!

Ok, so it's been a while since I partied. We had a long week. My house is trashed, and needs major work. But, I had fun!! We had a Gift Exchange at a friends party....and David got a "Ex-Wife" pic...that was funny, you had to be there. I double booked us that night...so we left the party early. BOO! Then we headed over to another shindig, and David did some karaoke...not pretty. But, I was glad he had a good time, he needed it.

I need to find Buzz Lightyear...Toys R' Us here I come.

1. I love Jon Bon Jovi, and will meet him one day.

2. I love to bite my husbands toenails...I beg him to let me.

3. I love the smell of wet dirt, it reminds me of home.

4. I am too nice.

5. I love Laguna Beach...not the show, the actual beach.

6. I love it when Carson giggles...it makes my day.

7. I thought I was a good judge of character.

8. I don't like orange juice.

9. Laundry is my enemy.

10. I don't like Men In Trees, the show.

11. Grey's Anatomy is LOVE.

12. Hugh Grant is hot.

13. I need to get to bed earlier.

Chef Stella Hates Colorado!

Colorado is way too cold for me. I now officially hate it here. But, I do love Hot Chocolate and well Colorado and Hot Cocoa go together well....the snow really looks beautiful on the mountains behind our house. I like it better in postcards though.

Anyhow, I love to cook....I should have been a chef, really. I adore The Food Network, and Rachel Ray, I seriously could sit there for hours. Hmmmm........new career path? I could be a Social Worker who cooks gourmet meals for her clients!! YES!! But, seriously....Rachel Ray makes it look too easy. If that were me it would be called 2 hour meals...juggling the munchkins and homework, the dogs and one of the many catastrophes that goes on in our home daily....Nope. 2 Hour meals. I am gonna call The Food Network and pitch them my new gig....."Real Moms and Making Dinner for The Monsters".

Ok, so David is home and we are getting to know each other again, you don't realize how hard it is to live with someone after they have been gone for a year. Things are good, tomorrow is "Date Night" and I am so excited! I can't wait. Well, once things are settled I will write more.

Selfish Wench...

I waited months......a year to be exact. I got no ceremony like I wanted. I even have to sharehim with all of his dang family. I know, shit happens....I am trying to be understanding, and a "good wife". But, geez this sucks. I just needed to vent and say this really sucks. Ok, I am done. Pity party over. lol.

Blogger Funk

He's Home. **Sigh, Huge Sigh of Relief**

I will not be blogging so much right now, I am being a bum (with him). I am happy.

I will post pics soon!!

Homecomings

Arghhhh.....I am starting to hate them. Yes, I am not feeling the love right now....I am feeling more like a selfish wench. I just saw another Welcome Home ceremony on the news, I am tired and depressed, the only thing keeping me sane is my friends. We cleaned today and prepared for a Homecoming ceremony that will take place on Tuesday, I am so happy for you!! Well, Lego Maniacs Wife all I gotta say is......take one for the team! And, Lego Maniac you have an amazing woman on your hands! Oh, and that kid is a charmer! "He is bringing "sesi back".

I took Ashley, Mariah and Allyson & Emily to a Halloween Dance on Saturday night while J ROC'S Wife watched the boys. They had a good time, they danced, they ate. I finally had to call it quits when, well we'll call her "Shenanae" started bumping and grinding on te dance floor like she was a working girl. It was so sad, she looked like she was about 10. Shame on her, it was gross. Funny thing....this was sponsored by DARE and the Fort Carson police, and they didn't say anything.

And, I miss my sisters like crazy. Like alot, more than I thought I'd miss them, sometimes I wonder if this lifestyle....I mean the "Army Life" is worth it. I hate being away from them, and them not knowing my children better. I know, I know I am 27 years old, but still I love them. Here they are my Loversisters....I miss you guys.

I hate the Army. That's all I am gonna say right now. This is the hardest two weeks of my life. I really liked this poem, I wanted to share.

I Miss Arizona

So, I am from Arizona. I love Arizona, it is where I call home, Arizona makes my heart feel good. Now, in the summer I like to call it hell, but I am used to it so it's no biggie. When Loverhusband asked me where I would prefer to be stationed all I cared about was being on the West Coast, my main concern was the kids knowing their family. Anyone who knows me knows that family is very important to me. He says we got Fort Carson, I say "YAY! We are within driving distance to go home and visit on leave" that was all I cared about at the time.

Winter is approaching in Colorado, a damn Blizzard??!! I don't like snow, I can't drive in snow, I cant go to Target in snow! I hate this. I get this damn call from Fort Carson 911, a recording "We have set up emergency shelter at CYS, please go there if your power is out". Yeah, not cool. Yeah, I am a sissy I will admit it. I was going nuts when the power was out for about 1/2 hour, I don't know how my very own "West Virginia Girlie" did it for a week! Props to you girl!

I hate the snow, but I love the look "snow" puts on their faces.

Our backyard

Brain Fart

So, I have nothing to say. Not because there isn't anything going on, mostly because I am confuzzled. I am tired and anxious, and going a tad bonkers.

So....here are some random facts about me.

1. I love pine-sol.

2. I really care what my friends think.

3. I love doing things for people, I am a pleaser.

4. I am really into fabric, I wanna learn to sew.

5. I LOVE Air Supply!!!

Bleh, well enough about me. I am going to sleep and hope it is November. Ciao!

Halloweeeeeeeen

Doesn't he know Halloween is all about ME?

I wanted a Tigger & Piglet!

He looks innocent.....he's not. He is BAD.....Real Bad. But, I got him to smile, well only after promising he could play with kitchen knives, yeah he's a thug. He'll cut you. So, we put him in this really cute costume and Loverbaby in Piglet. Loverkid up there decides to make a huge ass mess all over himself. So, he ended up this.......
Yeah....A Duck, Chick....whatever you wanna call it.

We went to our shindig, we had fun. Enjoy the pics! Thanks Tracie and Georgia!!

This is my Tigger & Piglet memory...thanks guys!

We will try again on Halloween!

Could They Go Any Slower??

DAYS!! Could they??? They are dragging, and it feels like November will never come. Although, Lover boy finally called, he is safe, I feel better. Hugs and kisses if you are reading.

I just like this picture :) I know I am a nerd.

Well, my sister went on a date, and it sounds like she likes this dude. I have to call her tomorrow to get all the juicy details! All my friends know that my sister is the shiznit, and well she deserves the best....I hope he's it.

China Scoop kicks ass! If you live in COS, you must try! They are cheap, good, fast, and they even have a drive-thru!! Woohoo!

So, I decided to bake a cake tonight for Nate....as I turned on my oven it started smoking. So, Kelly and I turn it off, then Kelly claims she sees "fire". I say "really?" So, we turn it on again crawl down on the floor with our asses in the air and wait for the fire......like idiots!! Then the pilot light goes on.....that was Kelly's big fire!! We were rolling! It was classic! You had to be there. Well, cake was baked, we sang, and ate. I swear Nate has the "Never ending Birthday". Eh, you know us Mexicans....any excuse to party! Yes, I have deemed my friends Mexicans.

Haha! Then I made them watch George Lopez!

Bestest Amigas

I have awesome friends, I really do. If there were like a Best Friend Award, they would win it.

I love my friends, they remind me that even though our circumstances suck, we have each other. I love the late night chats, the playgroups, the luches, the dinners, the fabric outings, the birthday parties......I love it all. We get tired and cranky, and have shitty days, but they are there. I am blessed, I really am. They all have special qualities about them and each of them makes me want to be a better person, I am working on it. None of us are perfect, I am probably the furthest.....But I love them.

My favorite Nut Muncher......Kelly Jean

And to another friend (she knows who she is)....I miss her, I appreciate everything she did for me. I don't regret a single moment of our friendship.

Sappy Me

The Lover Boy and I

I am so stoked, only like 24 more days!! Isn't that nuts? Wow. Now, when those 24 days have come I want time to go super slow.....almost pausing. Because I don't know how long he'll be here with us? The Army freaking sucks....I am crossing my fingers they give us 18 months, we shall see. Any sooner than that and I'm gonna have to break his leg or something. I have so many things to do!! Arghhhh!

I just watched "The Lake House" with Sandra Bullock and Hottie Keanu Reeves, and by golly I actually cried, well when I thought he was dead. Alas, a happy ending just like I prefer my sappy chick flicks. Loverkid sat there and watched it with me...he was pretty good. Although he ruined the mood for me when he decided to pimp slap me just as Sandra Bullock's character was about to see Keanu Reeves.....kids suck sometimes.

Parties....Do they ever end?

Another stinking party! We went over to G's house yesterday for a party! Total madness, but the kids love total madness....So, needless to say they "loved it". Great job on the pirate party G! He will remember it forever!

AshleyBear has a party this afternoon, so we had to go buy this kid a "Bratz Doll" and then I am coming home to make food! A yummy cake for dessert tonight and tacos!

Blah

Today was eventful, I decided going to Denny's was a good idea with my two boys (both under the age of 3 mind you). What was I thinking? Yeah, not a pretty sight, I promise all residents of COS you will never have to endure another breakfast with the Loverboys. It was UGLY!

This evening I had a coffee at Old Chicago, it was nice. It was my first time in downtown COS, and it wasn't very impressive. But, I got away from the rugrats for a bit so that was nice. Except for ordering the fish at Old Chicago, it was a bad move I should have just stuck with pizza. Their cookie with ice cream was delish though!! OK, enough about food!!

Thanks to Elaine and Tracie for watching the clan so I could get ready! You guys are awesome!

Ghetto.....

What is on television at 11:37 pm? Ask me...I dare you.

Jerry Springer, and I left it on, what the hell is wrong with me? OK, I like a little bit of drama, even some ghetto drama sometimes....ON television, in movies, in magazines, and in books! That's where I like it. I had to turn that shit off it was ridiculous. Although Jerry Springer reminds me of when I gave birth to Devon. The anesthesiologist "My favorite Guy" came in and was shocked that I was watching something other than Jerry Springer, I guess all the other mamas were watching it. I should have been watching it....misery loves company right?

Anywho....

I ran into an old friend it was nice. Today was a good day.

This sucks...I have no old pictures...So, I can't play! Arghhhhh!

Any of you guys have some? I'm gonna go look...and when Loverkid naps, I will try and scan. These total bum days have got to end!!

UPS Sucks

Ok, so I am on a bit of a ranting streak.....bear with me I will get over it. I always do.

So, I don't drink coffee, I hate the stuff. I am more of a "Hot Cocoa" girl, even a Latte....just as long as it isn't Starbucks. But, I have friends that like coffee and it's getting cold! Geez...I don't even own a coffee maker or coffee! So, I decided to do the Gevalia thing, you know? The free coffeemaker, I sign up for their coffee, then I cancel but I get to keep the Free Stainless Steel Cool looking coffee maker. And, I have reminded myself I am going to cancel! I put a big stickie up on the computer, so I don't foget!

Well, it got here today, I was so excited until I saw that UPS delivered it, the way they normally deliver boxes to us....looking like they've been to hell and back. It was broken...just the pot...glass everywhere. It was a beautiful machine though. I called Gevalia...they said to toss it, they'd send me a new one, I love it when companies are that easy to deal with. I may actually buy some coffee and teas from them now.

My New Coffeemaker...sans the pot. GRRRR

But, I don't even know how to use a Coffeemaker.....Anyone wanna show me how?

I hate UPS they suck, I will never use them again! From now on I am going to ask companies when shipping me something....not to use them!! (If it's a choice) BLEH!

Peanuts........

Ok, so another reaction...one so serious it warranted a trip to the ER.

Not fun. From now on I am going to be super careful about the whole peanut thing....I have been a bit laxed lately. It was pretty scary, he is still so young that he doesn't know it could kill him. The doctor said these are the most dangerous years because he doesn't know yet. I also gave him too much Benadryl I panicked and overreacted. I need to chill and just worry about my kids right now. I can't believe I did that. So, thanks to my dumbass we had to stay in the ER an extra two hours for observation because I gave him too much. Sorry Loverkid it will never happen again.

Ughhh...I hate peanuts. And, I feel like a big jerk because I have to make sure noone has peanuts at parties and get togethers. I feel like the Peanut Police. But, he's my kid, if I don't look out for him who will?

So, to everyone that has to deal with Loverkid and his allergy "I am sorry for the peanut rule".

On another note......Ashleybear had a sleepover last night, she was keeping her friend company because her dad just left for Iraq Saturday. It is so sad, we are so happy because our soldier is coming home, and hers just left. He is in our prayers.

Life is short. Don't sweat the small stuff.

My Weekend

Where the hell is Falcon?

Things my friends do for me. Ummm.....go all the way to Falcon in search of a toddler bed for me! Thanks Tracie. So, yeah I got another toddler bed for Carson, I think we may be done with cribs! YAY!! Yet, another milestone for us. Sheesh, now I have to get Loverkid out of Diapers.

My neverending piles of laundry are getting smaller, however my bedroom still looks like shit. Will it ever end? Arghhhhh.....

I went to Kelly's jewelry party, and we had a blast. The kids ate, and played. We ate all of Kelly's yummy food. Thanks Kelly!

LoverBoys

"LoverBaby" turned "One" on September 14th, and "LoverKid" turned "Two" today...October 6th. For the rest of their lives they will be the same age for 3 weeks out of the year. What the hell were we thinking? I was knocked up for a hell of a long time! I am so not looking forward to two teenage boys.

So, we had a small get together, cake, candy, and playing. He had a ton of fun, we are gonna have Birthday Part Deux when daddy comes home, maybe Chuckee Cheese? We'll see.

"LoverKid Turns Two!"

LoverKid & His Pal

RiahBear and her crew Partying It Up

My New Chair In The Playroom....I love it. Thanks LoverHubby

Today Was BLAH!

It was a yucky day for me. I felt yucky, I acted yucky, tomorrow has to be better.

I HATE the comissary, I really hate that place, why the hell do I keep going back? Well, because they save us money...well kinda. Today those bastards overcharged me by $22, and then treated me like an asshat because I wanted them to correct their mistake and give me my refund! They make it pure HELL to get your money back there, they were like "Hold on anything over $10 needs a manager authorization". WTF? Why the hell wasn't a manager there to authorize you charging me twice for the same product? So, thirty-five minutes later, I had my refund.....I will only go back there because well they do save me money, and I guess I'll have to be one of those annoying ass customers who watches them like a hawk as I check out. I'll do it, I will.

My house is driving me nuts. I am determined to get organized before he comes home. I will overcome all of these piles of shit, dammit I will. **Sigh**

Counting The Days!

He's almost home. The year has gone so fast, and I am glad....now I'd like this next year to go as slow as possible. Almost stopping maybe? So, then maybe we could catch up and get to know him again. It is going to be an adjustment, but a great one. I can't wait.

So, I don't have much to say, but I have pics!!

My Colorado Family & Randomness

Not much to blog about.....Well, except crazy ass people going postal in schools? Seriously...can't they choose somewhere else to go nuts? Send those crazy fucks to Iraq.

What else is new with me? I got a chair for my playroom. A blue one. I really, really like it. Loverkid #3 likes to cuddle with me on it, I think we'll keep it.

Sunday was HELL. Pure Hell. I got sick. BUT........

I am thankful I have good friends. I am blessed. I got sick over the weekend, and my friends took care of my rugrats. Thank you guys, you are the best. I have four kids! So, taking care of them for me is not a small task. I am gonna live, hopefully it was just a bug.

Only about 30 days to go! And, he is HOME!!

Funny Shit

Loverkid #1: "Mom, my friend is allergic to quesadillas, did you know that?"

Mom: "She is? That's weird"

LoverKid #1: "Yeah, it had peanut butter in it"

Mom: "It's Probably not the quesadilla then, it's probably the peanut butter"

Loverkid #1: "No, it's definetely the quesadilla"

Mom: "Well, can she eat cheese?"

LoverKid#1: "Yeah"

Mom: "Can she eat tortillas?"

Loverkid #1: "Yeah"

Mom: "See, it's the peanut butter!"

LoverKid #1: "Mom, she knows what she's allergic to....it's the quesadilla!"

Proof that they know everything at 10.......

Peanut Fucking Butter

So, my little dude is allergic to peanut butter.

Yeah, this good stuff....

No more peanut anything in our house, the smell makes him react, it being in the air makes him react. Ughhh.....I HATE PEANUT BUTTER!

I think my neighbors wanna knock him off...seriously. He's quite the little jerk, maybe the neighbors are sick of hearing his whiny little ass?

Well, in our neighborhood we are doing the "BOO" thing, we are "Booing" each other. Similar to the Secret Santa crap at Christmas. So, you get a bag of goodies at your door, I have gotten two bags and guess what has been in both bags? PEANUT FUCKING BUTTER!! I swear they are trying to kill him!! (I am a shitty neighbor, and have failed to disperse my boo bags).

Anyhow, today Loverkid #1....decides to bring the bag in and leave it by the front door, some kid gave it to her at the park (he was too lazy to come to the door). Peanut Butter Disaster decides he's gonna grab the peanut butter infested bag and go to town trying to open the shit.....Thank God he came looking for me to help him. So, we avoided the ER tonight, NO thanks to my fucking neighbors!!!

So, people! It's an epidemic! Don't give Peanut Butter to random kids! They may be allergic! If you see the kid below..DO NOT FEED HIM PEANUT BUTTER!

Maybe I should post a sign like at the zoo, on my front door?

On a lighter note....Grey's Anatomy is on tomorrow! YAY!

People Suck

Let me start off with being sick sucks, being sick with children sucks even more because they still need me. Needless to say we all survived the day. The children and I are still alive.

So, people suck too....back to my original topic. Do people really think that anyone wants to go grocery shopping with four kids? No dumbass! I don't like it, I hate it as much as you do. But, my husband is currently in a shithole over in the Middle East, so fucking deal with it. Wow, I am being aggressive, but I feel better. The next time someone gives me "the shitty mom look" in a store....I'm going to make Loverkid #3 puke all over them (what can I say? The kid has talent).

I am glad I have good friends. I have found some friends I absolutley adore. Now, it is time for the weeding out process...not always fun. But, a must. Adios until tomorrow!

Impatiently Waiting

Waiting. That is what most of this year has been like for me. I hate waiting.



So, LoverKid #1 went to a birthday party yesterday. And, I took the other Loverkids to the Fall Festival. Colorado sucks in the winter, they all froze their asses off, we ate a funnel cake, corn dogs, and nachos and headed home. They saw some horses, but didn't express much interest. Although, Devon did wanna try bullriding, alas he had to be eight....only 6 more years little guy!



And, today we are bumming it....doing absolutely nothing!!

We Partied Like It Was 1999

So we partied........

As hard as we could for a first birthday. We had cake, ice cream, pizza, and even some hot wings. With our dinner of champions we consumed too many carbonated beverages full of caffeine. The kids played, the adults sat around an chatted. It was good times.

I did discover that I am making my son neurotic. You see, I have four children, two of those said children are under the age of two, and 11 months apart. Oh yeah.....I am crazy. Certifiably. So, I have to stay on top of my house and if you know me well you have seen me cleaning on occassion. I am always cleaning. I have rules, like no red drinks, no food in the living room, and no dye on cakes in the house. Have you ever tried to get that dye they put on cakes out of carpet? NO FUN. So, in turn I guess I'm no fun? I am really. I just like my house neat.

Well, I'm rambling now. Where was I? Oh, Carson my son.....HE hated the cake! He was upset that his hands were dirty, he didn't like it one bit. So, we cut that part short and he wasn't interested at all in any gifts. He's one, so I guess he'll grow into it. We taped this all for my husand because he is not in country. Grrrr.......another experience he will have to experience memorexed.

One year ago today I was giving birth......

He was born On September 14th "The Lover Baby". A great labor, great baby, now I just know he's gonna be a great toddler. My husband is in Iraq, and he's gonna miss it, it is a total bummer. But, things could be worse right? I feel it for my husband, I'm not sure how I would feel not being able to be near the ones I love, especially my children. It's almost over......

Happy Birthday Big Boy!

So, my family has decided no toys.....they just send cash. Cash is always good. We are going to take the "Big Boy" to Target and he is going to choose something, anything he wants. We'll see how this works out. Adios!

So, I wanna blog. I feel the need to blog. I'm not sure why? Well, here goes. I'm Stella, a stay at home mom presently. I am married to my high school sweetheart, and we have four kids and two dogs. I have a good life, and am pretty happy. My husband is currently deployed, and I am hating it. Well, hang in there and this whole blogging thing should get better.