Funny Shit

Loverkid #1: "Mom, my friend is allergic to quesadillas, did you know that?"

Mom: "She is? That's weird"

LoverKid #1: "Yeah, it had peanut butter in it"

Mom: "It's Probably not the quesadilla then, it's probably the peanut butter"

Loverkid #1: "No, it's definetely the quesadilla"

Mom: "Well, can she eat cheese?"

LoverKid#1: "Yeah"

Mom: "Can she eat tortillas?"

Loverkid #1: "Yeah"

Mom: "See, it's the peanut butter!"

LoverKid #1: "Mom, she knows what she's allergic to....it's the quesadilla!"

Proof that they know everything at 10.......

Peanut Fucking Butter

So, my little dude is allergic to peanut butter.

Yeah, this good stuff....

No more peanut anything in our house, the smell makes him react, it being in the air makes him react. Ughhh.....I HATE PEANUT BUTTER!

I think my neighbors wanna knock him off...seriously. He's quite the little jerk, maybe the neighbors are sick of hearing his whiny little ass?

Well, in our neighborhood we are doing the "BOO" thing, we are "Booing" each other. Similar to the Secret Santa crap at Christmas. So, you get a bag of goodies at your door, I have gotten two bags and guess what has been in both bags? PEANUT FUCKING BUTTER!! I swear they are trying to kill him!! (I am a shitty neighbor, and have failed to disperse my boo bags).

Anyhow, today Loverkid #1....decides to bring the bag in and leave it by the front door, some kid gave it to her at the park (he was too lazy to come to the door). Peanut Butter Disaster decides he's gonna grab the peanut butter infested bag and go to town trying to open the shit.....Thank God he came looking for me to help him. So, we avoided the ER tonight, NO thanks to my fucking neighbors!!!

So, people! It's an epidemic! Don't give Peanut Butter to random kids! They may be allergic! If you see the kid below..DO NOT FEED HIM PEANUT BUTTER!

Maybe I should post a sign like at the zoo, on my front door?

On a lighter note....Grey's Anatomy is on tomorrow! YAY!

People Suck

Let me start off with being sick sucks, being sick with children sucks even more because they still need me. Needless to say we all survived the day. The children and I are still alive.

So, people suck too....back to my original topic. Do people really think that anyone wants to go grocery shopping with four kids? No dumbass! I don't like it, I hate it as much as you do. But, my husband is currently in a shithole over in the Middle East, so fucking deal with it. Wow, I am being aggressive, but I feel better. The next time someone gives me "the shitty mom look" in a store....I'm going to make Loverkid #3 puke all over them (what can I say? The kid has talent).

I am glad I have good friends. I have found some friends I absolutley adore. Now, it is time for the weeding out process...not always fun. But, a must. Adios until tomorrow!

Impatiently Waiting

Waiting. That is what most of this year has been like for me. I hate waiting.



So, LoverKid #1 went to a birthday party yesterday. And, I took the other Loverkids to the Fall Festival. Colorado sucks in the winter, they all froze their asses off, we ate a funnel cake, corn dogs, and nachos and headed home. They saw some horses, but didn't express much interest. Although, Devon did wanna try bullriding, alas he had to be eight....only 6 more years little guy!



And, today we are bumming it....doing absolutely nothing!!

We Partied Like It Was 1999

So we partied........

As hard as we could for a first birthday. We had cake, ice cream, pizza, and even some hot wings. With our dinner of champions we consumed too many carbonated beverages full of caffeine. The kids played, the adults sat around an chatted. It was good times.

I did discover that I am making my son neurotic. You see, I have four children, two of those said children are under the age of two, and 11 months apart. Oh yeah.....I am crazy. Certifiably. So, I have to stay on top of my house and if you know me well you have seen me cleaning on occassion. I am always cleaning. I have rules, like no red drinks, no food in the living room, and no dye on cakes in the house. Have you ever tried to get that dye they put on cakes out of carpet? NO FUN. So, in turn I guess I'm no fun? I am really. I just like my house neat.

Well, I'm rambling now. Where was I? Oh, Carson my son.....HE hated the cake! He was upset that his hands were dirty, he didn't like it one bit. So, we cut that part short and he wasn't interested at all in any gifts. He's one, so I guess he'll grow into it. We taped this all for my husand because he is not in country. Grrrr.......another experience he will have to experience memorexed.

One year ago today I was giving birth......

He was born On September 14th "The Lover Baby". A great labor, great baby, now I just know he's gonna be a great toddler. My husband is in Iraq, and he's gonna miss it, it is a total bummer. But, things could be worse right? I feel it for my husband, I'm not sure how I would feel not being able to be near the ones I love, especially my children. It's almost over......

Happy Birthday Big Boy!

So, my family has decided no toys.....they just send cash. Cash is always good. We are going to take the "Big Boy" to Target and he is going to choose something, anything he wants. We'll see how this works out. Adios!

So, I wanna blog. I feel the need to blog. I'm not sure why? Well, here goes. I'm Stella, a stay at home mom presently. I am married to my high school sweetheart, and we have four kids and two dogs. I have a good life, and am pretty happy. My husband is currently deployed, and I am hating it. Well, hang in there and this whole blogging thing should get better.