Peanut Fucking Butter

So, my little dude is allergic to peanut butter.

Yeah, this good stuff....

No more peanut anything in our house, the smell makes him react, it being in the air makes him react. Ughhh.....I HATE PEANUT BUTTER!

I think my neighbors wanna knock him off...seriously. He's quite the little jerk, maybe the neighbors are sick of hearing his whiny little ass?

Well, in our neighborhood we are doing the "BOO" thing, we are "Booing" each other. Similar to the Secret Santa crap at Christmas. So, you get a bag of goodies at your door, I have gotten two bags and guess what has been in both bags? PEANUT FUCKING BUTTER!! I swear they are trying to kill him!! (I am a shitty neighbor, and have failed to disperse my boo bags).

Anyhow, today Loverkid #1....decides to bring the bag in and leave it by the front door, some kid gave it to her at the park (he was too lazy to come to the door). Peanut Butter Disaster decides he's gonna grab the peanut butter infested bag and go to town trying to open the shit.....Thank God he came looking for me to help him. So, we avoided the ER tonight, NO thanks to my fucking neighbors!!!

So, people! It's an epidemic! Don't give Peanut Butter to random kids! They may be allergic! If you see the kid below..DO NOT FEED HIM PEANUT BUTTER!

Maybe I should post a sign like at the zoo, on my front door?

On a lighter note....Grey's Anatomy is on tomorrow! YAY!